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What should I get my teacher for a gag gift?

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In two weeks, we are leaving for 3 days for a high school retreat at some camp in the forest. I’m trying to convince one of my teachers to go, but she says she’s gone in the past, and she’s always been left alone, which is why she doesn’t want to go this time.

What is a little thing I can get her that shows her I won’t leave her and I’ll hang out with her.

Creative ideas please?

One example is that I could give her a band-aid because I’d "stick with her."
Lame…I know.

I NEED your help!

What does this dream mean?

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I figured out most of it, but i need help with a couple parts.

heres the dream…

My grandma (who lives another state) took my english class on a feild trip and the guy i like (and i’m really good friends with him) was sitting with my grandma on the bus and i was sitting in the seat across from them. My grandma told me my aunt (who he doesn’t know) died and he started crying. i saw him crying so i started crying, because he was crying. Then all of a sudden we were home and i was painting my room. he knocked on the door and he had this huge bag of those gummy krabbie patties. he gave them to me and said, "I felt sorry for you, so i bought you these. I hope you don’t mind, i ate some on the way." Then i was trying to hug him but i couldn’t. Then i woke up.

Okay, this is what i got out of it… Idk why my grandma was taking us on a field trip, but she said my aunt died because in real life, she has cancer and will die any day now. Idk why he started crying though… I was painting my room because i took wall paper off my wall yesterday (but i’m not painting it…) and he gave me krabby patties because i have this inside joke with him and a couple of my friends that im dating spongebob. He said he ate some on the way because me and my friend were talking about the sixth grade the other and i brought up an Easter party we had and we all had to bring a gag gift and i brought an empty chip bag and said, there used to be chips in it, but i got hungry on the way. It wasn’t that funny, but my teacher laughed for days. I don’t know why i couldn’t hug him either…

Can someone fill in the blanks. Ha ha i feel stupid for asking this but i’m serious!

Gag/Prank Stores in Dallas?

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For my 8th grade class i need to get a really funny gag gift! It has to be kinda stupid but really funny for people in the age range of 14-15. Also for my teacher who is like 30! So i need to find a gag store in dallas!!! any ideas?!?!?

What should go in to a "baby making kit" gift basket?

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As a gag gift in my departments Yankee swap tomorrow I’m making a baby making kit. My job next year is dependent on another teacher going on maternity leave.
So I already have a bottle of wine and a Luther Vandross CD. What else should I include?

Have you ever done any of these fun gifts exchange with your friends and family?

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1) Secret Santa. Everyone knows this one, I hope.
2) White Elephant Gift Exchange – I’m too lazy to explain this one so check out wikipedia for the rules: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_elephant_gift_exchange
3) "Stupid Gifts Exchange" – In this gifts exchange, everyone brings a gag gift and sits in a circle. My teacher read "The Night Before Christmas" and every time she says the word "the", we pass our gift to one person on the right. By the time the story is finished, the gift we end up with is that one we keep.

This year, I’m doing White Elephant. (=

Gag Gift for a Student Teacher?

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We have a student teacher leaving this Friday, and we wanted to get her a gift. All year she’s told us how much she HATES the story "Hamlet". We constantly joke with her about it (we all love Hamlet) So, for her departure,a few of us bought her a Hamlet book and are planning to sign the inside of it. Not only is she leaving, but she’s graduating as well.

It’s kinda of a gag gift that I’m sure she’ll appreciate. But we also want to get her a few other little things. We only have a few dollars (about ). Any suggestions on what a Student-Teacher would be appreciate? She’s going to be an English teacher, if that means anything?

What should I get my teacher for a gag gift?

teacher gag gifts

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In two weeks, we are leaving for 3 days for a high school retreat at some camp in the forest. I’m trying to convince one of my teachers to go, but she says she’s gone in the past, and she’s always been left alone, which is why she doesn’t want to go this time.

What is a little thing I can get her that shows her I won’t leave her and I’ll hang out with her.

Creative ideas please?

Thanks!

50th birthday?

50th birthday *** gifts
anne b asked:


What would be a good gift for a 50th birthday? I need nice gift ideas!!! (not *** gifts)
This gift is for my sister-in-law, who lives out of town.

Need help in creating a Program for a Retirement Party?

gag retirement gifts
pmejiasshopp asked:


Help! We are planning a retirement party this Friday night for the Fiscal Director who has been here for 20 years. My boss asked me to do a program.. We are going to put the retiree’s picture in front of it, but what do you put on the inside? It’s going to be a buffet dinner, from 6 – 10 PM, with a DJ and we got her some *** gifts and one big main gift. Can you help me come up with something????